Wednesday, January 27, 2010

you really don't care

it shows in all your silences, in your pretenses, in your hypocrisy and obvious manipulations... yes, you, i am talking about you... stop looking around, you know who you are... you really don't care...

so why do you keep trying to pretend you do?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

do you pick your nose when you snore?

most people do, you know, and you never know it because nobody who sees you do it has the heart to tell you because it's embarrassing for both of you and people are naturally awkward to begin with so avoiding nose picking snorers like yourself is an obvious choice...

but i'll tell you cuz i'm a sadist...

Friday, January 01, 2010