Sunday, December 16, 2007

happy birthday

just look at the time slipping by and not even noticed for words don't appear coming or going just as if memories faded into oblivion and it never was because nobody ever really cared because nobody thought about it ever again...

but i did...

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Monday, October 08, 2007

why archive anything

when all we can do is live in the moment and even that is an illusion...

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

obviously not

though what is obvious, really?

Monday, July 30, 2007

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


ignoring the magic, turning down the music, masturbating in public, putting down a child, eating animal flesh, farting in public, selling out, kissing ass, faking a smile, praying in public, traffic jams, curse words, porn, terrorists waving the flag, terrorists who think they are heroes, infomercials, breast feeding in public, fat people in bikinis, fat people eating in public, public suicide, lingering self-pity, war, farting in an elevator, killing someone, whipping your snot on someone else...

Sunday, July 22, 2007

public fuck

That's what you come here for.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

empty heads

That's why you have nothing to say.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

time goes by so slowly

caged by an unchained melody, there is no escape from the dream of endless love without removing brain cells... there are just too many of them to do successful and permanent brain damage without performing extreme brain salad surgery... and even then, vegetative and seemingly unaware, the dream will haunt every breath you take, even if you never make another move, ever (lyrically speaking)...

Thursday, June 28, 2007

first comment

I feel like I won an award. The first line of my acceptance speech contains the next line of this entry. I want to thank the universe for consistently mocking me so well. With repspect-filled laughter I realize, with excruciating irony, the first comment appeared in a language I do not understand. How perfectly appropriate.

Friday, June 22, 2007

you do not exist

I have time to waste.

I just thought I'd let you know.

Friday, June 01, 2007

ooops, I did it again

You did not fall for the guilt trip.

Very Good.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

there could have been

There could have been something special here,
there could have been something real,
but you never came so it never was,
now how does that make you feel?

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Sunday Morning Sermon

You don't really take all this shit seriously, do you?

Friday, April 06, 2007

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

don't quit

You've been doing such a great job helping to create this anti-blog, keep up the good work.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

you are all doing well

As expected, you are all ignoring this blog rather well, therein giving it purpose and further extending the belief that nobody cares. The creators of this blog continue to thank you for your cooperation.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

crucify the blogger

And they lived happily ever after, or so the pretense goes. With eyes closed they live, they work, they love (they say), and they pray - maybe never to know what they missed. So much life.

Friday, January 05, 2007