first comment

I feel like I won an award. The first line of my acceptance speech contains the next line of this entry. I want to thank the universe for consistently mocking me so well. With repspect-filled laughter I realize, with excruciating irony, the first comment appeared in a language I do not understand. How perfectly appropriate.

you do not exist

I have time to waste.

I just thought I'd let you know.

ooops, I did it again

You did not fall for the guilt trip.

Very Good.